Some cool How to images:
how to pretend reading a book
Image by HamburgerJung
This is part of this project.
Strobist: SB-28 1/8 through umbrella above camera
If you like this – print the cover and make your own version of "how to pretend reading a book"
How Not To Use the Cellular Phone
Image by Salim Virji
How Not To Use the Cellular Phone: essay by Umberto Eco from How to Travel with a Salmon
How To Park Like An Asshole: Double Hummer Cockblock
Image by trp0
In some cases, when you can invade a parking lot using the buddy system, it’s possible to create a much more substantial zone of influence around your vehicle.
This gives you an even more superior transportation and parking experience and allows you to overcome the plateau of assholeness you reach simply by owning and driving a Hummer. When reaching such a plateau, it can be difficult to come up with ways of increasing your asshole quotient. In such cases, partnering with another asshole can allow both individuals to exceed that high brown mark.
Here, we see how utilization of two Hummers allows the elimination of more than two spaces worth of parking and also impede traffic flow. This makes it easier to get in and out of the spaces and lot when your vehicle is as large as, or larger, than most individual spaces and maneuverability is restricted.
While the Hummer on the right has parked askew and could have hindered normal usage of adjoining spots on its own, the second Hummer provides even more obstructive goodness by not only occupying a bit of the next space (completely preventing anyone from parking there…unless they’ve got one of those Smart cars), but by also leaving its backend sticking way out into the driving lanes to provide an effective obstruction to the flow of traffic in the rest of the lot.
Truly inspired. If only I’d remembered to record images and video for use with I Humped Your Hummer and Fuck You And Your H2.
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