Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer tell us what they’d buy from a Venture yard sale, and how their balls feel in matching speedsuits.
Looking this good hurts.
Doc Hammer: “Your balls are getting cleaved. I like it. It's an embrace, a genital embrace from my own pants. That's also my shirt.”
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The Monarch is a “rapey racist.”
Jackson Publick: “Oh I think he rapes, you know he's a super villain.”
DH: “Also he doesn't like the Irish.”
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Everything Jackson and Doc would want to buy at a Venture yard sale comes with complications.
DH: “The lightsabre right? How cool would it be to have a working lightsabre? Also Shrink Ray! Wouldn’t you empty your bank account to have a shrink ray?”
JP: “I want the hoverbike.”
DH: “What does run on?”
JP: “Hoverillium”
DH: “You’d buy it and then be like I don’t even where to get phosphate fuel? And then the hoverbike’s in the garage.”
JP: “And if I got them [fuel] I wouldn’t know how to superheat them.”
DH: “And it becomes like a Nordic Track, you have laundry over the hoverbike. It reminds us of when we wanted to get in shape and then never did a damn thing about it.”
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Quiet contemplation is key to the writing process.
JP: ”A lot of not talking until somebody says something and then you go 'OH YEAH, YEAH'”
DH: “Going on the internet and reading mail and then somebody goes 'Alright so I’m thinking….'”
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